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 Flat City themed buttons and keychains available now!
ARE YOU READY FOR EVEN MORE OFFBEAT FUN?
Confuse and impress total strangers, friends, loved ones, and your pets... well, maybe not your pets, but everyone else! Available immediately is our small but constantly growing lineup of buttons and keychains. Our designs feature the good, the bad, the cute, and the stupid- we're sure that you'll get a kick out something. All buttons are 1.5" in diameter unless specified. Keychains are acrylic dome 2" x 1", with solid lug mounting and thick key ring construction. They'll definitely hold up to some serious abuse! Take a swing by our web store to see the whole lineup today! |
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 Original Series Trading Cards available now!
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME OFFBEAT FUN?
Impress your friends and disappoint your parents with our new Original Series Trading Cards! Original Series cards are available now! They can be purchased as individual packs and Web Special Six-Packs. Cartons and cases are available for distributors as well. Each pack contains nine cards. There are a total of ninety individually unique cards in the Original Series! Collect them all! WHAT IS FLAT CITY?
Take sugar and spice- and mix it with a ball of mud. That's the world of Flat City! These cards feature the super ghetto, crudely drawn, but loveable artwork of average Flat City residents dealing with real life issues such as: - Events like: Noisy neighbors, Wedgies, Eviction, Man Hands, Elevator Farts...
- People like: Street vendors, Beggars, Peeping toms, Music snobs...
- Items like: Buckets of fried chicken, Fart can mufflers, Tramp stamps...
We can relate to their suffering and joy because they are real, gritty, and approachable. Card contents may include crude humor and the occasional mild risque innuendo. Perfect for 12 to 120 year olds! |
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