Well I don't know. Maybe it's YOU whose noses are crooked, eh?

Well, I don't know what you mean by that.

(nervous laughter) 

Our noses are perfectly normal and straight.

Well, perhaps they are indeed a little bit bent. I'm not sure, I fell off the back of a school bus once when I was a kid.

It's rather hard to pay attention to these kinds of things sometimes.

Allow me to quote one of the geniuses of our time- Mr. Kool Keith:

"That's right, FM- cold alligator meat. That's right, the original tin can man. That's right, the boy with the aluminum knees. Check me out. Look at me. Can I walk? Gimme my wheelchair."