Respect. Dignity. Integrity. The core tenets of Flat City society.

Welcome to our world! We are paid near minimum wage, and live the big city grind- somewhere above the poverty level but scored too low to make it to middle class.

(pause, thinking)

Life here is filled with collective human stupidity, realistic levels of drama, poop jokes, and vomit gags. Yeah, it’s pretty normal. Somehow we've figured out how to make a product for you to enjoy out of all of it.

(nervous laughter)

You're going to edit these before posting them right?